February 2012
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Put on a face mask and instantly you cannot be...
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Genuinely started to look forward to an evening in front of the telly
Then remembered I’m going out later
Not gunna lie, there was slight disappointment
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No-one knew who I was at the fancy dress party the other day. Only Casey guessed it.
I was Wednesday Addams - no one even knew the Addams Family. I thought EVERYONE knew the Addams family!
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Some people are just unbelievable
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My old phone thinks the date is 6th January 1980
I get it going back to January, but why the 6th?
Why 1980?
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Phone's broke and they can't pick it up until...
and then it’ll be three days before I get it back
They're gunna do an American remake of Only Fools...
No
Just no
Decide to give up bread for lent
Majorly craving a cheese toastie
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