Fairy Lights and Thunder

I don’t know if she didn’t hear that or just didn’t care. And as much as I’d like to blast porn through the walls all night I’d ought to get to sleep.

I can hear my flat mate on skype AGAIN. That’s it. I’m going to have a shower and then play porn really loudly, just so she knows how well you can hear people through these walls.

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

(Source: vvumblr)

wordsplat:

cheekilyflirtatious:

hawkeyethehotguy:

arlenexii:

spamsterlady:

#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)

that tag

Actually, it all happened within the same week

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OH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.

There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)